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26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do…

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5.Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

6. Play with your hair.

7. His hands always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9 . Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13. Realize he’s being funny when he needs to be serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts .

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn’t normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing, even if he can’t.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

Eternal Question of LOVE  :
 

1.To My Friends Who Are - SINGLE :

Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes
you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect
it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love’s only special
when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time and
choose the best.

2.To My Friends Who Are - NOT SO SINGLE :

Love isn’t about becoming somebody else’s "perfect person." It’s about
finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.

3.To My Friends Who Are - PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE :

Never say "I love you" if you don’t care. Never talk about feelings if
they aren’t there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.
Never look in the eye when all you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is
to let her fall in love when he doesn’t intend to catch her fall and it
works both ways…

4.To My Friends Who Are - MARRIED :

Love is not about "it’s your fault", but "I’m sorry." Not "where are
you", but "I’m right here." Not "how could you", but "I understand." Not
"I wish you were", but "I’m thankful you are."

5.To My Friends Who Are - ENGAGED :

The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but
how good you are for each other.

6.To My Friends Who Are - HEARTBROKEN :

Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them
to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from
them .

7.To My Friends Who Are - NAIVE:

How to be in love: Fall but don’t stumble, be consistent but not too
persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand,
and get hurt but never keep the pain.

8.To My Friends Who Are - POSSESSIVE:

It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else
but it’s more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

9.To My Friends Who Are - AFRAID TO CONFESS:

Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when
someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you
Love has no idea how you feel. . .

10.To My Friends Who Are - STILL HOLDING ON:

A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only
to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have
wasted years on someone who wasn’t worth it. If he/she isn’t worth it now
he’s/She’s not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now. Let go . . .

11.TO ALL MY FRIENDS :

My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong,

mature ,never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging,
rewarding and unselfish.

         

Para sa mga lalaki:

1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha. 2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan- awon kay mahadlok pod baya mi.                               3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pag sinina pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay…para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah..pamulbos gamay, pangkolon gamay… panudlay gamay.             4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? or naa koy chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura nag gisugot mo namo.                                                          5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga pod mi oi..dili kay biyaan na lang, usahay himuon pang sulugoon..maid inyong gipangita?         6. do not forget to remind us that you love us..para kiligon sad mi panagsa.                                                                                     7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!                                8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo ingna ang girl nga "you’re just nothing to me now, understand!" hehehe.. sakit baya nah. 9.ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere mao ra to. walay masuko ha.                10.kung manghagad gani mo laag mag expect sad mi na kamu jud mogasto,dili kay nig kaun na,asa imung amot?faet! patuga ba hagad oi.. minus jud kaau kung magpagasto mo namu!                                                                                   11.kung mo diskarte gani mo,ayw sad mo sige tan aw sa uban oi labi na chix kay insulto sad baya namu..                                        12.guyz flattered ang grlz kung magkuyog na gani mo namu din kwaun ninyo amung bag or things para kamu mo da.ayaw lang pud epa snatch ha.kailis judmo bah                                                      13.kung 1st date gani ninyo sa mga gurlz pag bhave lang sa mo oi.ayw mi pakalite sa pagka kamu.hinay2x lng bah,para disad mi ma shock na naa diay ka pag ka unggoyon… heehhe joke                   14.kung nana gani mo gf,ayw mo sige collect oi,maylng mo masakpan or bnuang kay ok ra pero kng kami maka sa gamay lng,exagg.na kaau para ninyo… kamu ra naay right mag ingon ana?wala jud moy kwenta,selfish!!!!                   15.kana sang uban bah,ayw sad mo pa grabeh hangin oi,feel na kaau ninyo na gwapo najud kaau mo,kung ganahn mo sa girl ayw mo ingon dritso " can i have your cp #? " to tell u honestly guyz effective na if ever mka ingon jud mi na cute mo! pero kung alanganin na gani kaymog nawng? sos MINUS as in turn off jud kaau.. feeling ra kaau mo (diman sad sa niingon ko na gwafa najud mi kaau but kamu gud ang modiskarte namu except sa uban ha)

Para sa mga babae:

1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw dayon tubag ug "atik!"…Panagsa ra mi mu dayg ug gwapa…obyusleh, kung gitawag ka nga "gwapa" naa jud mi enteres nimo…kinsa man sad kuno ang tarong nga laki tawagon kang "bati’g nawng!" atubangan sa kadaghanan.. .Di kaha mi katilaw ug plying kick ana?                      2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong RD(rest day) ug kung abelabol ba ka ana, kana nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet (DATE ba sa ininggles)..ayaw sa mi baraha kay magutana lagi mi nimu ug strait..amo lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man sab tawn mi mga kwanggolon.                                                                        3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-baynte na mi ug grit nimo gud morning, or ikaw na lang pirmi tagdon, makig dungan ug uli bisan nort ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on sa atong balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo tings beh!", kana ganahan jud mi nimo..Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet (DATE sa ininggles pa), ayaw sad pangutana ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa, "Unsa man jud diay ta?"..Inahak, makulbaan sad mi gamay..we also feel a bit presyur..Kalma lang gud..musulti lagi mi in dyu taym.                                                                     4. Kung kahibaw na jud ka nga ganahan mi nimo kay nisulti na man jud mi (hala ka!) Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren oi..its hurt man sad..not unlis kung nisturya ka sa panahong gigukod siya sa inyong IRO nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur I will lap wid u.    5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa imong crush o di ba kaha nakakita ka ug laki nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit namo, "Gwapo kay siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki intawn mi ug dili pud mi kiligon sa imong crush..Masuko ra ba mo mu comentaryo mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"                                                                           6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur kami man jud gasto, be konsyus wid yor dayet ha para konsyus pud mi sa among bulsa..kung kada adlaw na ta date ug nakabantay mo nga chippy ug tubig na lang among gi-order, KKB na ta ha..salamat sa pagsabot.                         7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kaayo ni ninyo siryusuha kay basin mu comantaryo mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako, mamisti mo..Dyok dyok ra ni.                                                       8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot jud mo mga babaye ani..Iporward sa tanang babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa makabasa..Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo nga Gabriella. Mao ra toh..bow!

9.kung ganahan mo namo mga laki unya naprove na namo nga love mo namo. unsa pa man inyo gihuwat pasko para sugton mi.. di lalaim maghuwat sad oi.. bisan na love na love namo ang baye..

[ guyz pwedi mo mu comments para ma pun an nato ni: as guide lng gud dibah? ]